Social Tip #47 - Chatting With Strangers

A friend alerted me to http://omegle.com/

It connects complete strangers for a chat. It is time to submit my newly developed social skills to one-on-one combat.

My first chat:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You there
Stranger: What do you want?
You: A decent paycheck. What do you want?
Stranger: Want to see a picture of a cute kitten?
You: Yeah. definitely.
Stranger: http://teo.esuper.ro/wp-content/images/cute_cat01.jpg
You: Wow, that is cute. You knew exactly what I wanted.
Stranger: I did! I did!
Stranger has disconnected

What?? They left my conversation already? I tried again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: cock

You: face

Stranger: nose. i win. rolf

You: when is the last time you took a dump?

Stranger: 6 hrs ago

Stranger: twas vwey plesent

You: nice

You have disconnected.

Take that! I won and disconnected first. One more time to prove I understand how this works.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you here for kittens or fuckin?
Stranger: Kittens :)
You: http://teo.esuper.ro/wp-content/images/cute_cat01.jpg
Stranger: Awwwee. That is cute!
You: I win again!
You have disconnected

P.S. I couldn't give it up. One last one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: why did my last person disconnect form me?

Stranger: because they hate you

Stranger: you smell funny

Stranger: you have a disgusting personality

You have disconnected.