Don't bother trying to leave a legacy. Dinosaurs were here for a 165 million years and all it is ever said they did was roam the earth.
That's not all they did, it's just all they do now.
"Hold the fucking door, I just had leg surgery!"
"...On the F train. The fucking F train... (notices stroller across from her) ...Oh, I'm sorry, you have a child....Who am I with? My pussy, my ass, my nose, and my brother. Oh wait, and my mouth. All my holes."
I don't believe in God, but I said a little prayer just in case. Please let this woman be going where I'm going. Let me know her better.
"I don't got a dick, you got a dick. And that shit ain't clean."
"That's not red wine, there's blood on my lip from fighting with my dog. You have nice teeth, ya bitch!"
"The baby’s weight and the feeling of the skin is so real that people want to cuddle and protect them."
"Just like a real preborn, they recoil when you move their features."
"Their care even includes an occasional powdering, just like real babies."