I saw a billboard today advertising Pembroke College. It read "Go here to become what you want to be," and then there was a picture of a guy in a hat.
"Go here to wear a hat. The rest is up to you!"
The hat wasn't even a graduation cap. It was just some art fuck wearing a fedora.
"Go here to waste your parents money so that you can stand around all day and judge other people for not having a college degree. Or a hat."
Not that I'm saying you can't wear a hat. You can wear whatever you want to. Just not as a life goal.