If you have the time to complain that you are in a rush, you are not in a real rush. A gazelle doesn't check its watch when it is being chased by a lion.
When a gazelle is running late, it could die.
A near death experience. That's a rush.
God: Listen, guys, I don't want to be the prick here, but you're forcing me to banish you.
Adam: Whatever. So what about this knowledge?
God: Rules, mostly. Don't eat any shellfish.
Eve: Okay... no shellfish... and no apples. Got it.
God: Oh no, you can still totally eat apples. Jesus, pay attention.
(subsets!)There have been less world wars than there have been Die Hards.
(Die Commie Fascists!)
"I was part the greatest war. I did it. Me."Maybe there haven't been any new World War franchises because they don't want to be forced to include "V" in the equation. It looks too much like a "U." With narcissists at the helm, U will never be included.
"Oh yeah? Ever heard of WWII? My war was so big, I am in there twice."