Other people are always trying to convince me that I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I hate that name, it is so accusatory. You can't pay attention.
Maybe my problem isn't that I can't pay attention, maybe it is just that nothing you say is as interesting as what is going on inside my head. Did you ever think of that?
Pay attention to this: maybe I don't have Attention Deficit Disorder, maybe you just have You're Really Boring Disorder.
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....oh. Wait, what were you saying?
Follow your instinct.
Was it something about chicken pot pie? Why the hell were you talking about that? I don't get it.
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