I am fascinated by homeless people, but am too afraid to look directly at them. I assume it would result in a conversation like this:
Homeless Person: Are you staring at my bad eye?That is why I've created a new reality show. You take nine homeless people and you put them in a house. And then you let them live there. No crew, no cameras, just a place to live. I call it "Homeless House."
Me: No, I'm staring at your good eye.
Also, universal health care would be nice.