Monday, March 02, 2009

Social Tip #23 - Weddings

The purpose of weddings is mostly just to say goodbye to old people. Like, now you know how my life turned out, Grandma, you can go now.

2 comments:

skizzbot said...

That, and to have one last night of fun with the friends before holing yourselves up in a suburb, pumping out 2 to 3 babies of limited usefulness and intelligence and driving around town in a Saturn Vue full of used diapers. I know. I've done studies. I have a pie graph that proves it.

Myka Fox said...

Now I am conflicted. If you get married, you get rid of your grandmother, but you also get rid of your social life. Thank god all of my grandparents are already dead and I don't have to make that decision.