Monday, March 02, 2009

Social Tip #23 - Weddings

The purpose of weddings is mostly just to say goodbye to old people. Like, now you know how my life turned out, Grandma, you can go now.


skizzbot said...

That, and to have one last night of fun with the friends before holing yourselves up in a suburb, pumping out 2 to 3 babies of limited usefulness and intelligence and driving around town in a Saturn Vue full of used diapers. I know. I've done studies. I have a pie graph that proves it.

Myka Fox said...

Now I am conflicted. If you get married, you get rid of your grandmother, but you also get rid of your social life. Thank god all of my grandparents are already dead and I don't have to make that decision.