Social Tip #8: The Baby Cemetery
Want to make friends but the dog park is full of losers who own dogs? Do what I do:
Go to the baby cemetery.
The people who hang out there are Lone-ly.
Plus, they are great at knitting tiny gloves and hats and have no one to give them to. Of course, I have tiny hands and head. If you are normal sized maybe you should go to the grownup cemetery.