Friday, January 23, 2009

Social Tip #8: The Baby Cemetery

Want to make friends but the dog park is full of losers who own dogs? Do what I do:

Go to the baby cemetery.

The people who hang out there are Lone-ly.

Plus, they are great at knitting tiny gloves and hats and have no one to give them to. Of course, I have tiny hands and head. If you are normal sized maybe you should go to the grownup cemetery.

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