The other night my boyfriend asked me a question while I was staring off into space. He caught me off guard so I told him the truth.
Boyfriend: What are you thinking about?Cold stare.
Me: One of these days I'm going to kill you.
Boyfriend: You are? Really?I like the mystery in my relationships to be a murder mystery.
Me: No... why? Are you?
Boyfriend: Of course not.
Me: Great. Now all the mystery is out of the relationship.
Me: Hey! What are you doing with those candle sticks?
Boyfriend: They're for our romantic evening together.
Me: Oh. Then what are you doing with those ropes?
Boyfriend: They're for our romantic evening together.
Me: Oh. Then what are you doing with that lead pipe?
Boyfriend: That's for later when I cut all of your hair off and clog the toilet with it.
Me: Oh.
2 comments:
oh myka, you are crazy. crazy awesome!
Wow, thanks. Crazy awesome sounds like Lesley Robin. (sort of.) Maybe the name for your next blog?
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