Don't go to the dog park.
Healthy people love dogs because they love dogs.
Other people love dogs because they love people. These people go to dog parks. Avoid these people.
Don't go to the dog park.
Dog parks only offer people who miss their homes in Montana. These people will tell you more than one horror story about poop. These people will tell you about Sergeant Stubby, the most decorated war dog of World War I.
Make no mistake, I love dogs. But if I owned a dog that inspired weirdo strangers to come up to me, that dog would have to go.
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