Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Social Tip #97 - GET A JOB, HIPPIE!

Employment is like a game show where we get prizes for behaving.

Let an employer decide what you think about for forty hours a week, win enough points for a TV.
Let an employer control you for a month and you can win enough points for a plasma TV.
Earn enough points for leisure time and they will allow you to spend a week recovering from having your thoughts castrated by watching a falsification of somebody else's interesting life on your shiny talking prize.

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