Thursday, June 04, 2009

Social Tip #89 - BE LEFT HANDED

I know everyone wishes they were left-handed because left-handed people are smarter, but its not all presidential glory. If I were right handed, I would eat tuna every day. You should see me trying to use a can opener, I look like a bear trying to catch a salmon.

Yeah, I could find myself a left-handed can opener, but I'd rather live in misery. It's what I know.

2 comments:

BrianAlt said...

Here's to self-loathing!

delicatecondition said...

It's true. I, too, cannot use a can-opener. Unless it's electric, but who has that kind of money?

Now, let us discuss the pains of being a lefty and trying to write in a spiral notebook...