Social Tip #102 - GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU

When I was a kid my mom didn’t want me playing video games, she insisted that they were going to give me Attention Deficit Disorder. She bought me a boomerang instead and told me to go be healthy and play outside. One minute later I was back inside the house with a bruise on my eye because by the time the boomerang came back around I had forgotten it. My mom was happy anyway because she loves to be right.