Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Social Tip #87 - GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY

I love hearing people talk about their sick parents... not!


That's the kind of joke I told when I was younger and still developing the trademarked subtlety my humor has won awards for. I used to love saying "not." Bring someone's hopes up for the length of a sentence,
and then embarrass them with a hateful onslaught of negation. Hilarious.

I'm going to bring that back.


Not!

2 comments:

BrianAlt said...

I think someone brought that back already.

Merrick said...

This was one of your better posts. Wait for it. . . .