Social Tip #92 - FOLLOW YOUR SUSPICION
Once, I dated a guy who I thought was cheating on me. He grew this hideous beard, and I was convinced he was trying to hide hickeys.
It turned out he was converting to Orthodox Judaism, so I had to dump him anyway.
4 comments:
Wait a minute! That was the hipster from post #65 and Urban Outfitters!
You dated him?
Nice catch! I did not date that actual hipster, I have just assigned him to be the Crazy Myka Fox Beard Spokesman.
The story about the Jew, however, is completely true.
The Myka Beard Foundation?
VERY VERY funny story. It's all in the delivery but I got a good chuckle out of that.
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