Once, an ex-boyfriend called me up and said "I've been missing you." I agreed to hang out with him at his apartment, and when I went to the bathroom I found a trash can full of used condoms, which means...
A) He had not been missing me.
or
B) He had not taken out the garbage in a really long time.
Either way, gross.
I told him that that was it, that it was over, and he was like, "Nooooo!" and started banging his head on the couch.
I said, "You should start banging your head on the trashcan full of condoms."
3 comments:
Maybe he was just imagining all those times he was with you...
yanno...
by himself.
What you should have said is, "Haven't you spent enough time banging your head already?"
Brian - This guy would never J off into a condom. Anyone that sanitary would throw their waste out immediately.
Anony- Hey-oh!
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