Monday, January 18, 2010

Social Tip #187 - Don't Powder Your Fetus

No. No no no. Google Ads put a giant pro-life banner on my blog. It's like they don't even read it at all. Don't you know that I hate carrying pregnancies to term, Google Ads? Have you no soul?

What is a pro-life product? I'll tell you this, it is not a live baby. Heritage House makes models of fetuses in varying stages. Gross. Here is how they describe them:

"The baby’s weight and the feeling of the skin is so real that people want to cuddle and protect them."

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't cuddle a two-week-old fetus. Unless you are on death row, then pretty much anything you do is fair game.

"Just like a real preborn, they recoil when you move their features."

I recoiled when I heard this description. What the fuck is a preborn? Their scientific evidence is clearly dubious. A real preborn is called a fetus, and if you are able to "move their features," then it is outside of the womb because you have aborted it. Don't you know you shouldn't play with your aborted fetus, weirdo?

"Their care even includes an occasional powdering, just like real babies."

Please do not powder your fetus.

Here is a picture of what we are talking about. This set is displayed in "Ethnic Black," because the good pro-lifer doesn't use racially assumptive propaganda.


BrianAlt said...

And again...

Wow! What assholes!

Bexi said...

That is like the creepiest thing I have ever read about.