Monday, January 25, 2010

Social Tip #190 - Face Your Fears

I sometimes work at a cosmetics dynasty where people daily dress up like runway models and discuss how soon they expect to be getting engaged. One executive required her entire office be rearranged, including rewiring her outlets, because she "can't face west."

All these people should march right into the incinerator.

"I can't. The incinerator is facing west."

2 comments:

Ben said...

You know who else can't face "West"? Taylor Swift, that's who!

Too soon?

Myka Fox said...

Ha!