Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Social Tip #115 - MAKE SENSE

Me: I'll have an old-fashioned retarded, please.

Bartender: What?

Me: I call drinks what they make me.


2 comments:

Merrick said...

In that case, make mine a gin and surly!

Ian P said...

I'll take a Jack Daniel's Depressed Horny Asshole.