Friday, July 31, 2009

Social Tip #116 - ACT RIGHT

Last night I met a pimp and patiently listened while he described how he "gives it" to his girlfriends.

This story is not about the pimp.

This is about the pimp's friend, who walked up to us wearing a nice camera around his neck and a camera bag under his arm.

"Where'd you get that?" asked our pimp.

His friend lowered his voice, even though he hadn't spoken yet, "You ask too many questions."

That's when I left. You know it is going to get bad when one question is too many.

1 comment:

Merrick said...

"He lowered his voice even though he hadn't spoken yet."- fucking BRILLIANT!