A friend told me they met a Hollywood starlet. "She was disgustingly skinny in real life, but on screen she looks just like you. Imagine, if you were on screen, you'd probably look like Rosie O'Donnell."
I know there was supposed to be some sort of compliment in there, but I've only ever seen what Rosie O'Donnell looks like on screen. Does that mean I look like her in real life?
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Yes, in "real life" she's 4' 11" and weighs 95 lbs.
She also drinks like a fish.
However, she's a lesbian with four children. I'm pretty sure that's a departure from you.
Will you be at Caroline's Saturday night? I will!
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