Friday, April 03, 2009

Social tip #54 - Making Assumptions

When a friend tells you that they are going to the doctor, wait for them to tell you why.

Don't just jump in and ask them if they are going to fix their lazy eye.
(Also important: it takes TWO eyes for one of them to be lazy.)


BrianAlt said...

Could be worse. Person could say, "oh, so you're finally going to get that abortion, huh?"

myq said...

Yeah, definitely don't ask them if they're going to fix their lazy uterus.