Social Tip #81 - MAKE EXCUSES
People always make excuses for the state of the bathroom when they get out after being in there for a while, they're like, "It smelled like this before I got in here."
So I do the same thing if people give me a strange look when I take too long. "Hey," I say, "there was coke all over my nose when I got here."
2 comments:
But how did the coke smell before you got there?
One time I went to the bathroom in Ohio and came out in Kentucky. That REALLY sucked.
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