Sunday, May 24, 2009

Social Tip #81 - MAKE EXCUSES

People always make excuses for the state of the bathroom when they get out after being in there for a while, they're like, "It smelled like this before I got in here."

So I do the same thing if people give me a strange look when I take too long. "Hey," I say, "there was coke all over my nose when I got here."


myq said...

But how did the coke smell before you got there?

BrianAlt said...

One time I went to the bathroom in Ohio and came out in Kentucky. That REALLY sucked.