Monday, May 11, 2009

Social Tip #72 - CARRIAGE RIDES

I don't understand why it is romantic to take a ride in a horse-drawn carriage. The whole time you are riding behind a guy who drives horse-drawn carriages for a living.

5 comments:

Xerxes said...

Not to mention the smell of horse shit.

Myka Fox said...

You are right, I did not mention the smell of horse shit.

BrianAlt said...

You didn't and we are better for it.

Daddy Dearest said...

Both the horse and driver usually stink and the horse usually poops. The only time I would bring a date would be if i wanted to test her kinkiness!

Myka Fox said...

Ewww. Gross dad. I don't even get it. Are you trying to share your date with the coachman or the horse?