Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Social Tip #82 - SPICE THINGS UP

After dating the same guy for over a year, it is important to keep things fresh and exciting in the bedroom. Me and my boyfriend play role-paying games. Does anyone else... want to?

This is what we do: I make my boyfriend pretend that he is a rapist. Then I pretend to be the rapist's mother.

ME: Honey, have you brushed your teeth yet?

BOYFRIEND: Leave me alone, mom! I'm raping!

ME: What have I told you about raping before you brush your teeth? And don't forget to clean up your room when you're done!

BOYFRIEND: God, mom, I know!

ME: I don't like your tone, mister. Just wait until your father gets home, no rape for a week!


BrianAlt said...

No rape for a week??? Cruel an unusual punishment!

BrianAlt said...

an? an?

Where's the edit button?

Myka Fox said...

Ha! Don't worry about it. Even the best rapists make mistakes.

BrianAlt said...

At least I'm in good company.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Fun fact, you and your boyfriend both liked Trix because you thought one of the flavors was rapety purple.

Funny blog! And I just found it today! And thanks to the title, I realize I've been mispronouncing your name. Mocha.