After dating the same guy for over a year, it is important to keep things fresh and exciting in the bedroom. Me and my boyfriend play role-paying games. Does anyone else... want to?
This is what we do: I make my boyfriend pretend that he is a rapist. Then I pretend to be the rapist's mother.
ME: Honey, have you brushed your teeth yet?
BOYFRIEND: Leave me alone, mom! I'm raping!
ME: What have I told you about raping before you brush your teeth? And don't forget to clean up your room when you're done!
BOYFRIEND: God, mom, I know!
ME: I don't like your tone, mister. Just wait until your father gets home, no rape for a week!