Thursday, September 24, 2009

Social Tip #145 - Exude Proper Breeding

I saw a sign posted for a lost black and white kitten that answered to the name “Panda.” Why would someone name one animal after another animal? Yeah, it kind of looked like a panda, but it still looked more like a cat. They should have named him Cat.

6 comments:

Apollo Creed said...

I named my dick "baby's arm". Is this similar?

BrianAlt said...

Why not name it, "Cat That Kinda Looks Like a Panda". It rolls right off the tongue and it would, of course, answer to that.

Additionally, I thought cats don't come when called? As George Carlin once said, "fuck that! I'm a cat!"

Corey said...

should i bury my head in shame that my cat's name is Monkey?

Anonymous said...

my cat's name is knives

:/

heather said...

You seem to forget that I owned for a short while, and you lived with, a cat named Panda.

Julio From NY said...

Marc Maron calls at least one of his cats Monkey :)