Friday, September 18, 2009

Social Tip #143 - Hide Your Shame

Whenever I see someone praying in public, I'm always embarrassed for them, like they've wet their pants. I always look to see if someone else saw it and then make faces as if to say, "I can't believe they just did that! Why haven't they learned to make it to the bathroom, don't they know they're way behind?"

Really, I don't care if you have never been potty-trained or if you follow rules written by men thousands of years ago who claimed they spoke to a god - I'm sure you have good reasons to be a misfit - but, please, have the decency to hide your shame. Keep your freaky shit in the closet, weirdos.

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