Social Tip #200 - It's Pathetic To Be The King
Royal titles precede the name, such as King Erick or Prince Charles. So who the fuck are Eric King or Charles Prince? Did you just make up a title and stick it on the end of your name and hope we wouldn't know? We know you're not a real king.
(Doctor Doctor, give me the news; I gotta bad case of thinking your name is stupid.)