Monday, December 21, 2009

Social Tip #179 - Who Knew, The Storm?

Someone told me that I completed my boyfriend like a turbulent storm to the calm ocean, where I am the storm. Storm. Does an ocean need a storm? People move toward oceans and away from storms. Shouldn't there maybe NOT be a storm?

I went to look into the benefits, maybe having a storm has benefits, and I typed "storm" and "benefits" in a search engine and it was all benefits being held for storm victims and survivors.

Um... storms bring out the charity in people? The ocean kills people, too. A storm is made out of the ocean. The ocean is a storm. It's all water. We're seventy-five percent water. Isn't each of us a miniature storm? Ocean.

“They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.” - Dorothy Parker


BrianAlt said...

This doesn't really sound like a compliment.

notlife said...

Oh wow. I guess your right. Maybe you want to be told your wrong because your right yet wrong at the same time but I somehow think your right. I think you need to stop thinking about this.

Ben said...

You're not a storm to Myq's ocean, you're a giant killer mermaid that can eat a blue whale. Hot, but dangerously so.

Watch out USS Nimitz.