If I were ever to become homeless, I wouldn't stay homeless.
Option One: Sneak into an old drafty mansion with lots of heavy drapery, pretend to be a ghost.
Option Two: The Peace Corps
Option Three: Hide under a child's bed, pretend to be a monster.
3 comments:
Ian from Baltimore
said...
With all of the vacant homes in this nation, there should be NO homeless people. Just find one and live there....even a house with no power is better than living on the streets.
True!I always used to wonder about that myself. There's a decent number of squatters in NYC. Everyone should shack up in a vacant in a warm climate and wait for the winter/recession to blow over.
3 comments:
With all of the vacant homes in this nation, there should be NO homeless people. Just find one and live there....even a house with no power is better than living on the streets.
True!I always used to wonder about that myself. There's a decent number of squatters in NYC. Everyone should shack up in a vacant in a warm climate and wait for the winter/recession to blow over.
#1 How many perfectly intact (and just a little dusty)huge mansions are just sitting around for you to squat in?
#2 If you are homeless, do you really have the resources, money or even motivation to join the peace corp?
#3 Well you have to be a hot white chick to be #3. Or else you will go to jail, even if you are related to the kid.
If I were homeless, I would live in the forest, and come back into town to beg for moneys.
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