Saturday, October 17, 2009

Social Tip #154 - Learn Quantum Theory (Part Two)

I don't understand why the Catholic Church isn't more progressive about science. According to the laws of quantum physics, atoms never actually touch. It's the perfect defense:

"I never even touched that little boy."

1 comment:

Sterling Colins said...

That would then break down their whole religion....

"I was touched by an angel!"
-no you weren't

"I feel the holy spirit!"
-that's impossible

"Mary has Jesus without having felt the touch of a man."
-that's not strange, it happens all the time!