Social Tip #219 - Won't You KGB My Neighbor?
So I'm going up the stairs and my angry Russian neighbor lunges out and screams "You walk like a pedophile!"
And I'm like, "What the fuck does that mean?"
I went around asking anyone who might know Russian about it, "Walking like a pedophile, is that like a thing you say? Does it mean anything?"
Because, to me, I would think a pedophile walks really quietly to not get caught.
It turned out nobody had ever heard of the phrase, so all I can think is that maybe my angry neighbor is angry because he was molested by somoene who wore high-heeled boots.
7 comments:
I always thought you walked like an Egyptian.
Walk like an Egyptian.
da-dun-da-da da-da-da-dun
"I meant Neanderthal. My English not so good."
Maybe you shouldn't walk around wearing shirts with phrases like, "Free Candy Inside" and "Wanna Pet My Kitty?"
This guy is now teaching his kids to play the recorder. He's the pied piper of pedophilia.
That's inexplicably hilarious. I think I might aim to walk like a pedophile from now on.
I'm betting that Myq loved this title.
I cracked up when i read this....
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