Thursday, April 29, 2010

Social Tip #219 - Won't You KGB My Neighbor?

So I'm going up the stairs and my angry Russian neighbor lunges out and screams "You walk like a pedophile!"

And I'm like, "What the fuck does that mean?"

I went around asking anyone who might know Russian about it, "Walking like a pedophile, is that like a thing you say? Does it mean anything?"

Because, to me, I would think a pedophile walks really quietly to not get caught.

It turned out nobody had ever heard of the phrase, so all I can think is that maybe my angry neighbor is angry because he was molested by somoene who wore high-heeled boots.

7 comments:

BrianAlt said...

I always thought you walked like an Egyptian.

Walk like an Egyptian.

da-dun-da-da da-da-da-dun

Sinbad and I on the Loose said...

"I meant Neanderthal. My English not so good."

Anonymous said...

Maybe you shouldn't walk around wearing shirts with phrases like, "Free Candy Inside" and "Wanna Pet My Kitty?"

Myka Fox said...

This guy is now teaching his kids to play the recorder. He's the pied piper of pedophilia.

Oscar Devonian said...

That's inexplicably hilarious. I think I might aim to walk like a pedophile from now on.

Anonymous said...

I'm betting that Myq loved this title.

ImInLikeWithYou said...

I cracked up when i read this....