Friday, March 26, 2010

Social Tip #210 - Slip Through the Cracks

I love crackheads. Unlike the other street snobs (belligerent homeless, Hasidic Jews, etc.), crackheads are so oblivious to reality that they can be stared at freely.

Beware, though, the crackhead curse! Never look one in the eyes.

If you look a crackhead in the eyes, you're next.

4 comments:

Muffled Intellect said...

as disturbing as it can get... haha but funny, i live in brooklyn so i see them trying to look cute with the bright lipstick and all,lol

becks said...

Stand perfectly still when you see a crackhead. They're like the T-Rex. If you don't move, they can't see you!

Bailey Snow said...

I thought if you if try crack, you become a crackhead? I've been mislead...

Lady Buttercup said...

omg is that carol burnett on crack...hahahaha