A hideous foot jutted out from under my seat two days ago on a flight to N. Carolina.
"A word of advice, " I said, as I turned around to confront the foot's owner. "You might want to put your legs up. I did just see Misery and I'm totally in the mood to hobble. Some people have the urge to purge, I have the hankering to hobble."
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I think the, "urge to purge," would have been more threatening under the described conditions.
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