Friday, August 21, 2009

Social Tip #127 - Pay Your Dues

When a fetus gets aborted, does it go to heaven? What would it do there? I imagine it would just die anyway unless God created a little nursery with tiny incubators.

If it were up to me, the only abortions allowed to go to heaven would be the ones that participated in stem cell research.

3 comments:

IP said...

Dead fetuses (aborted or not) go to fetus heaven. Its a place where every fetus doesn't have a name; there are no parents; and no poopie diapers. Its really a smelly place.

BrianAlt said...

What's heaven?

Myka Fox said...

Heaven is a place you go to pretend that everything doesn't suck.