Tomorrow I visit Philadelphia, best known to me as being the city that was romantic enough for my parents to conceive me, but disgusting enough for them to need to move all the way to Arizona before finding an environment suitable for birth.
*I searched 'hair" and "Philadelphia" hoping to find a picture of embarrassingly teased out hair, but the first thing that came up was for a picture entitled "Found: Hair Track/ Weave, on South Street." Congratulations, Philadelphia, you are even trashier than I hoped. Thanks for taking pictures of your hair before leaving it on the sidewalk.
