Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Social Tip # 246 - Never Remember

I have a friend who will defend everything about drinking, except for blacking out. She says its the worst part about drinking. I’m thinking, “What about remembering when you get raped?”

I’m just saying, if you’re blacking out every night, maybe your life isn’t worth remembering. Most people drink to forget their problems, you’re a step ahead, you drink to not find out what your problems are in the first place.And that’s a smart plan. If you are going to get wasted, drive to the bar where your ex boyfriend works and set fire to his car, then go to his apartment where he lives with his pregnant girlfriend to steal your cat back... it makes sense that you would drink enough to pass a lie detector test in the morning.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

When will you post again ? Been looking forward to this !

Russ said...

Dark much?

V. Truman Cantrell said...

Good point. My friend used to tell me I made better decisions drunk because I knew I was too drunk to go home with anybody.