Social Tip #232 - Bite Me
I went to a dog friendly picnic this weekend and while petting someone's dachshund I made the mistake of saying, "Wow, this dog is so soft." Immediately another dog owner pushed the dachshund away and shoved her own dog in front of me saying, "My dog is soft! Pet my dog! She's so soft, isn't she?"
Oh, did I say that someone else's dog was soft? I meant that I liked that other dog's owner better.