After getting off stage at a stand up show a guy came up to me and said, "Hey, I wanted you to know that I get you. Even though the rest of the audience didn't really get you, I got you."
You don't get me. If you got me, you would know that I need everybody to get me and you wouldn't have said that to me. You don't fucking get me. Fuck you, my one fan, you don't get me.
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With that attitude, it's no surprise that you only have one fan... and he's probably a stalker.
Eric - You don't get me.
How come the only thing that comes to mind is, "gypsies, tramps and thieves?"
Maybe all your fans are set on LOW?
Anyways, it was nice of you to SHARE your experience with us... it certainly made my day SUNNY.
Hey Myka, it's Lucas, the KATG fan who hung out after the show last night. I just wanted to let you know that I'm not dead. I didn't get stabbed or mugged or sexed. I walked up to the Chrysler Building and then went to Union Square and hung out near the restaurant until someone showed up so I could go inside. And now I'm very tired. The show was great and you were funny. Oh, and the joke I liked most was the one about counting calories in cabbage (I've done that way too often for a straight man).
This made me laugh for some reason.
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