I saw a fat kid on a scooter. I hate children; they're the only creatures that can cry and be on wheels at the same time.
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Showing posts with label Fat. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Social Tip #114 - SCREEN YOUR FRIENDS
A friend told me they met a Hollywood starlet. "She was disgustingly skinny in real life, but on screen she looks just like you. Imagine, if you were on screen, you'd probably look like Rosie O'Donnell."
I know there was supposed to be some sort of compliment in there, but I've only ever seen what Rosie O'Donnell looks like on screen. Does that mean I look like her in real life?
A friend told me they met a Hollywood starlet. "She was disgustingly skinny in real life, but on screen she looks just like you. Imagine, if you were on screen, you'd probably look like Rosie O'Donnell."
I know there was supposed to be some sort of compliment in there, but I've only ever seen what Rosie O'Donnell looks like on screen. Does that mean I look like her in real life?
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