A couple years ago I met a guy who wanted to get into a relationship after two dates. Despite his obvious desperation, I said yes. Getting into a relationship too soon is like buying something on sale: it's probably damaged, but you might as well get it at the discounted price now, you can always return it later.
Showing posts with label Desperation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Desperation. Show all posts
Monday, January 18, 2010
Social Tip #186 - Refund Madness
A couple years ago I met a guy who wanted to get into a relationship after two dates. Despite his obvious desperation, I said yes. Getting into a relationship too soon is like buying something on sale: it's probably damaged, but you might as well get it at the discounted price now, you can always return it later.
A couple years ago I met a guy who wanted to get into a relationship after two dates. Despite his obvious desperation, I said yes. Getting into a relationship too soon is like buying something on sale: it's probably damaged, but you might as well get it at the discounted price now, you can always return it later.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Social Tip #65 - Hipsters
Urban Outfitters should use actual hipsters instead of models for their catalogs so that the actual hipsters can see how desperate their arm socks, onesies, and pink Kanye sunglasses will look with their beards.
Urban Outfitters should use actual hipsters instead of models for their catalogs so that the actual hipsters can see how desperate their arm socks, onesies, and pink Kanye sunglasses will look with their beards.
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