Social Tip #75 - RESPECT THE PLANET

Got a problem with where you're going to put all your nuclear power plants and other kinds of hazardous systems? Just stick them in the graveyards.

Those people are dead already.

Social Tip #29 - Buddhism

I wish I were a Zen Buddhist Master. Then I would have none of the answers.

Disciple: Master, what is the meaning of life?

Me: Imagine a porn-star's career in the other direction.