Social Tip #108 - MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU

My freaky talented friend Larry Bonk has committed himself to writing and recording a new song every day for a year. Yesterday he let me help him. Listen here:

Another Day On Earth


If I was a silhouette gazelle.
If I was a solar ray in hell,
crawled into a circle with it's tail.

Subpoena Girls
I object!

If I was a trusted legal aid.
If I was a surfer out in space,
falling to the beat of a parade.

Subpoena Girls.
I object!

Ooooh.....

Social Tip #66 - Clouds

I never understood the "depression is a cloud" metaphor until I left Arizona. Until then I had only been depressed in the extreme sunshine where I mastered holding a blank sullen stare while the sun dried my corneas into notebook paper.