Social Tip #157 - Clear Up Confusion

I saw a basset hound taking a dump the other day, and I was like, is it?

Social Tip #92 - FOLLOW YOUR SUSPICION

Once, I dated a guy who I thought was cheating on me. He grew this hideous beard, and I was convinced he was trying to hide hickeys.

It turned out he was converting to Orthodox Judaism, so I had to dump him anyway.

Social Tip #3: Avoiding Awkward Moments

Do not do this:

Me: "I think (opinion), everyone else can take a dump in a box."