Social Tip #245 - The Meek Shall Inherit the Worst

I'm from Scottsdale, AZ, an artificial oasis in the middle of the desert, and home to the $30k millionaire. Everyone in Scottsdale is a star. They take their yearly $30k, lease a BMW, and drive around like they own the town. The only problem is the town sucks. There is nowhere important for them to drive to, and no one to impress when they get there... but they're driving a Beemer and bumping vintage Biggie.

They say that Los Angeles is the place where people's dreams go to die. Scottsdale is the place where people's pathetic dreams go to thrive.

Social Tip #131 - Follow Your Dreams

Even before I moved here, very little of the life I've imagined for myself did not take place in New York. The first time I left the city to go on a trip, I felt panicky, and found myself constantly looking to the east.

"They're going to nuke it. They're going to nuke it and I'm going to miss it."